While taking a leisurely, cool drive around Crimea, Hubert
looked up to the sky to see a storm brewing. He was on his way to his friend
Philip’s house to help Philip with his bullshit math homework. Hubert turned
down Roubideaux Street to get to Philip’s house. He got out of his kick ass
car, a white Nissan Versa to walk through the crazy path of Palm Trees that
lined Philip’s sidewalk. Philip greeted Hubert, “Hey dude, palalalala.” This
was their way of greeting each other. Philip’s Pekinese dog, Turkey, trotted
over to greet Hubert. Hubert was quite the bumbnerd which was why he was
helping Philip with his difficult homework.
“How much homework do you have to do, ya dingus?” Hubert
asked.
“Literally a freaking ton.”
Philip replied.
“Pazuzu. Really? That sucks”
said Hubert.
“Yeah my math teacher has a
real passion for my making my life as hard as a horcrux.” Whined Philip.
Hubert and Philip shushed up
and started working. The math homework was as weird and random as a jellyfish.
As the finished up, Hubert
stretched out his arms and said, “Sweetness, we’re done. We are some real legit
homework crushers!”
“Yeah that totally rocked!”
said Philip.
Hubert asked Philip if he
had any more homework.
Philip said, “eheheh, I have
another assignment about osmosis, I could use some help with.”
“Yay” said Hubert as he
pumped his fist in the air.
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